Onion goggles. Yes, you read that correctly, onion goggles. Let me tell you, I was agog when I first saw that too. Goggles. For cutting onions. Goggles. Is crying a bit over onions worth $20 to eliminate it? Do people really cry so hard they cut themselves? I am beginning to see that there is a whole world out there with problems I never dreamed of. Problems that need high tech, padded solutions.
Of course, you could always freeze your onions before cutting them, but where's the fun in that? Where's the opportunity for accessorizing?